The more [x]s the dumber you are.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[X] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
So far: 4
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[X] You have tried to lick your elbow a few times
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little
star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 7
[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still dont get it.
[ ] Youve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 9
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your
nose/eyes.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
So far: 12
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your inside voice.
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math
So far: 14
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something
more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didnt realize it
[X] Youve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.
so far: 16
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you dont.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when youre confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 17
[X] When youre lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the
texture of the ceiling or wall
[X] The word ummmmm is used many times a day.
TOTAL: 19
19? Am I dumb? XD These statement thingies actually can't prove that you're dumb... cause they're pretty dumb themselves. XD Oh well. I was bored.